Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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