I bet he comes in French.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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