Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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