batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
well you can't waste a boner
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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