We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I smell like Dick and happiness
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