I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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