xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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