All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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