no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
