if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
this will be a night to untag.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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