Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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