What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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