Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
is wine microwaveable?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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