Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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