think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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