Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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