the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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