butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
NoShamevember. You game?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Randomize
