so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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