im gay
i know
yea but for you.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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