OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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