k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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