Don't you send me to vm
i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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