But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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