this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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