I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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