I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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