you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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