You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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