I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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