Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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