The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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