i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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