I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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