whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i think my mom watched the whole time
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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