I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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