I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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