i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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