your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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