You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
