I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
youre lurking in front of me
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
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