Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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