i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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