so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Your penis caused this!
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