Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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