Porn is love you can see.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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