last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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