can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
