when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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