every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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