Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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