party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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