Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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